Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it  Malicious Advice Mallard

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that my dad forgot, so I took it everytime and never told anyone

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that my dad forgot, so I took it everytime and never told anyone  Confession kid

has period wears white dress on first date with hot guy

has period wears white dress on first date with hot guy  Insanity Wolf

Not sure if I have to pee or I'm just really horny

Not sure if I have to pee or I'm just really horny   Leela Futurama

See a girl in a bikini and no one bats an eye But see a girl in her underwear and everybody loses their minds!

See a girl in a bikini and no one bats an eye But see a girl in her underwear and everybody loses their minds!  Joker Mind Loss

Never ask family or friends for a job Instead, ask for an interview

Never ask family or friends for a job Instead, ask for an interview  Actual Advice Mallard

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY TOMORROW TO GO TO SIX FLAGS

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY TOMORROW TO GO TO SIX FLAGS  First World Problems

Boss came to my desk i was actually working

Boss came to my desk i was actually working  Success Kid

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying "we need to talk," when it's about some mundane subject That'd be great

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying

Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away

Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away  Malicious Advice Mallard