works at burger king slips an onion ring into every order of fries

works at burger king slips an onion ring into every order of fries  Good Guy Greg

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON SKYPE BUT WHEN I DO, I STARE AT MYSELF THE ENTIRE TIME

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON SKYPE BUT WHEN I DO, I STARE AT MYSELF THE ENTIRE TIME  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now  Paranoid Parrot

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

Get a text! ...From parents

Get a text! ...From parents  Forever Alone

Avoided all the cracks Moms back saved another day

Avoided all the cracks Moms back saved another day  Success Kid

Hates being made fun of in real life Relentlessly mocks people on internet for karma

Hates being made fun of in real life Relentlessly mocks people on internet for karma  Scumbag Redditor

Sees neighbors outside talking waits by the door for them to leave before going outside

Sees neighbors outside talking  waits by the door for them to leave before going outside  Socially Awkward Penguin

"sorry, on my period" gives blowjob

Discovers cheese has gone mouldy now it's fancy

Discovers cheese has gone mouldy now it's fancy  Foul Bachelor Frog