Owners told me to beg for a treat I told them to beg for their lives.

Owners told me to beg for a treat I told them to beg for their lives.  Insanity puppy

Instead of saying 'someone's life was saved' shouldn't it be 'someone's death was postponed' ?

Instead of saying 'someone's life was saved' shouldn't it be 'someone's death was postponed' ?  Philosoraptor

Puts powerpoint up using the projector Reads entire lecture word for word from the powerpoint

Puts powerpoint up using the projector Reads entire lecture word for word from the powerpoint  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Tell cute girl my first name She friend requests me on facebook

Tell cute girl my first name She friend requests me on facebook  Success Kid

the dialogue in the movie is too low but the music and sound effects are too loud

the dialogue in the movie is too low but the music and sound effects are too loud  First World Problems

20 minutes left in class starts loudly putting things away and talking to the person next to them

20 minutes left in class starts loudly putting things away and talking to the person next to them  College Freshman

Final essay due tomorrow Wikipedia and caffine it is

Final essay due tomorrow Wikipedia and caffine it is  Lazy College Senior

I don't always smoke weed just kidding, i smoke that shit erry day

I don't always smoke weed just kidding, i smoke that shit erry day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Takes an economics class hey guys, i know how to fix the economy

Takes an economics class hey guys, i know how to fix the economy  College Freshman