Tell people you believe in an invisible man in the sky and no one bats an eye Tell people you don't believe there's an invisible man in the sky AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS

Tell people you believe in an invisible man in the sky and no one bats an eye Tell people you don't believe there's an invisible man in the sky AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS  Joker Mind Loss

If you are living in poverty don't have kids

If you are living in poverty don't have kids  Actual Advice Mallard

Everyone goes for a smoke for 10 minutes and nobody bats an eye Ask to sit down for 5 minutes and everybody loses their minds

Everyone goes for a smoke for 10 minutes and nobody bats an eye Ask to sit down for 5 minutes and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

children tend to act differently around their friends than around their parents. how they act around friends says more about the type of person they are turning into. if your child's teacher says there is a problem, listen.

children tend to act differently around their friends than around their parents. how they act around friends says more about the type of person they are turning into. if your child's teacher says there is a problem, listen.  Actual Advice Mallard

Gets a tech job after months unemployed Company closes next day

Gets a tech job after months unemployed Company closes next day  Bad Luck Brian

quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper

quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper  Socially Awkward Penguin

Had to reset tripped circuit breakers after a power outage Didn't get eaten by raptors

Had to reset tripped circuit breakers after a power outage Didn't get eaten by raptors  Success Kid

Spilled coffee while driving and wearing a white t-shirt Coffee landed on the seatbelt.

Spilled coffee while driving and wearing a white t-shirt  Coffee landed on the seatbelt.   Success Kid

Bathtubs Are just reverse boats

Bathtubs Are just reverse boats  10 Guy

Concentrate very hard on making eye contact during a conversation missed the conversation because I was concentrating too hard on making eye contact

Concentrate very hard on making eye contact during a conversation missed the conversation because I was concentrating too hard on making eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin