Socially awkward penguin strikes again!

GETS IN A FIGHT MAKES SOUND EFFECTS  Socially Awkward Penguin

This s**t seriously pisses me off...

BEING DRUNK  IS NOT A JUSTIFICATION FOR YOUR ACTIONS  Actual Advice Mallard

May the Gobstoppers be ever in your favor...

         THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES  Misc

Coffee tip... this one really works

TAKE A SIP OF YOUR COFFEE BEFORE ADDING SUGAR  YOU WON'T NEED AS MUCH SUGAR FOR IT TO TASTE SWEET AFTERWARDS.   Actual Advice Mallard

I don't always go grocery shopping...

I DON'T ALWAYS GO GROCERY SHOPPING... BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT ALL THE SNACKS WITHIN 6 HOURS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

That's how it works right?

YOU FINISHED YOUR PLATE  BECAUSE I WAS STARVING? Skeptical Third World Kid

Unprotected sex....

REMEMBER KIDS, UNPROTECTED SEX IS LIKE BASKETBALL YOU ALWAYS DRIBBLE BEFORE YOU SHOOT   Actual Advice Mallard

The Spiderman Conspiracy

WHAT IF THE SPIDER BITE PUT PETER PARKER INTO A COMA  AND ALL THE SPIDERMAN STORY IS JUST HIS DREAM conspiracy keanu

Just think about it

WHAT IF  DEJA VU MEANT YOU LOST A LIFE AND          YOU ARE STARTING  BACK OFF AT YOUR LAST CHECK POINT? Philosoraptor

Biggest troll of my life.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO REALLY WELL WITH ASPERGER'S AND ACNE? A REALLY HIGH SEX DRIVE. GO GET'EM CHAMP. Scumbag Genetics