"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"

I Knew god was a female when i asked her what i did to make her mad and she didn't respond

I Knew god was a female when i asked her what i did to make her mad and she didn't respond  waiting bear

Sees favorite band on front page downvotes

Sees favorite band on front page downvotes   Hipster Barista

i want chik-fil-a but it's sunday

i want chik-fil-a but it's sunday  First World Problems

Studies business admin ''Worst case scenario I'll make 6 figures on my second year in the job market''

Studies business admin ''Worst case scenario I'll make 6 figures on my second year in the job market''  College Freshman

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?  Socially Awkward Penguin

has to leave early after one night stand leaves note

has to leave early after one night stand leaves note  GGG plays SC

Forget phone at home doesnt matter

Forget phone at home doesnt matter  Forever Alone

finished folding laundry no unmatched socks

finished folding laundry no unmatched socks  Success Kid

"wow, This makes me feel so old" Is 23