Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they wrestle for belts when none of them are wearing pants?

Wrestling is obviously fake.  Why would they wrestle for belts when none of them are wearing pants?  Stoner Stanley

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then set it aside; proceed to throw them the pool

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then set it aside; proceed to throw them the pool  Actual Advice Mallard

Roommate moves out can now Masturbate anywhere

Roommate moves out can now Masturbate anywhere  Foul Bachelor Frog

If you're wondering if your man wants a BJ Yes. All day. All the time. You don't have to wait to be asked for one.

If you're wondering if your man wants a BJ Yes. All day. All the time. You don't have to wait to be asked for one.  Actual Advice Mallard

i hate cell phones because I can't randomly throw a fully clothed person into my pool

i hate cell phones because I can't randomly throw a fully clothed person into my pool  First World Problems

My BMW broke down yesterday I had to drive my porsche to work

My BMW broke down yesterday I had to drive my porsche to work  First World Problems

Taught my GF that morning BJs keep me horny and fantasizing about her all Day Got BJs 2-3x a week for 12 years

Taught my GF that morning BJs keep me horny and fantasizing about her all Day Got BJs 2-3x a week for 12 years  Success Kid

I only get 5 hours sleep a night because my girlfriend insists on having sex until 1AM

I only get 5 hours sleep a night because my girlfriend insists on having sex until 1AM  First World Problems

A spider Is just a land octopus

A spider Is just a land octopus  10 Guy