Money can't buy love False. Money bought me a puppy.

Money can't buy love False.
Money bought me a puppy.  Schrute

I don't always have perfect hearing but when I do, it's while i'm masturbating

I don't always have perfect hearing but when I do, it's while i'm masturbating  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boss ask why you're late Give the real reason

Boss ask why you're late Give the real reason  Insanity Wolf

I can't hear this video because I'm eating cereal... And the volume is already at max

I can't hear this video because I'm eating cereal... And the volume is already at max  First World Problems

Drinks the last soda leaves the box in the fridge

Drinks the last soda leaves the box in the fridge  Scumbag Steve

If you wanted to do well on your final exams You should have waited until Christmas break to buy skyrim

If you wanted to do well on your final exams You should have waited until Christmas break to buy skyrim  Captain Hindsight

If strippers are exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists?

If strippers are
exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists?  Philosoraptor

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Alright class, we're going to start with an icebreaker!" Oh God No

What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity?

What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity?  Philosoraptor