"How are you?" "Not much."

Last day in college Shit just got real

Last day in college Shit just got real  Lazy College Senior

Got out of the shower Had to take a shit

Got out of the shower Had to take a shit  First World Problems

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.   Socially Awkward Penguin

"lets go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves." fuck

If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?

If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?  Philosoraptor

if you wanted a job out of college then you shouldn't have gotten a liberal arts degree

if you wanted a job out of college then you shouldn't have gotten a liberal arts degree  Captain Hindsight

I don't always have a mustache but when I do, it's while I'm shaving my beard and confirming how dumb it looks

I don't always have a mustache but when I do, it's while I'm shaving my beard and confirming how dumb it looks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We got here With a computer less powerful than your cell phone

We got here With a computer less powerful than your cell phone  Buzz Aldrin

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man  Socially Awkward Penguin