Americans are fat and lazy congress declares pizza a vegetable

Americans are fat and lazy congress declares pizza a vegetable  Scumbag america

Promotes free speech wants to censor the internet

Promotes free speech wants to censor the internet  Scumbag america

Today We'll be talking about our new packaging First on the agenda, how comfortable are the new boxes?

Today We'll be talking about our new packaging First on the agenda, how comfortable are the new boxes?  Business Cat

there are not enough cookies In my ice cream

there are not enough cookies In my ice cream  First World Problems

Has an itch in asshole farts to make it go away

Has an itch in asshole farts to make it go away  Foul Bachelor Frog

Switch lanes Miss all the reflectors

Switch lanes Miss all the reflectors  Success Kid

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?  Philosoraptor

your streets will be covered in blood drive awareness flyers, give today!

your streets will be covered in blood drive awareness flyers, give today!  Ordinary Muslim Man

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.   Scumbag Brain

Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!

Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!  Stare Dad