Ex told me I wasn't going to amount to anything I'm in medical school and she's a stripper

Ex told me I  wasn't going to amount to anything I'm in medical school  and she's a stripper  Success Kid

You should leave Skype on at night So I can watch you sleep

You should leave Skype on at night So I can watch you sleep   Overly Attached Girlfriend

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her  Confession Bear

I SENT AN EMAIL TO MY BOSS USING A FAKE NAME COMMENDING MY WORK I GOT A PROMOTION

I SENT AN EMAIL TO MY BOSS USING A FAKE NAME COMMENDING MY WORK I GOT A PROMOTION  Confession Bear

I got free tickets to an advance movie screening tonight but i can't go because i also got free tickets to a playoff hockey game

I got free tickets to an advance movie screening tonight but i can't go because i also got free tickets to a playoff hockey game  First World Problems

Cute Girl says you look really hot right now. "Not Really, I'm actually really comfortable."

Cute Girl says you look really hot right now.

Forgot to bring lunch into work Coworker's birthday today and food is being catered

Forgot to bring lunch into work Coworker's birthday today and food is being catered  Success Kid

Try and deposit bonus check through Chase mobile "Check amount is too large to be done through mobile banking"

Try and deposit bonus check through Chase mobile

Did career day for my kids 2nd grade class got called cool by a few of the kids

Did career day for my kids 2nd grade class got called cool by a few of the kids  Success Kid

i don't always get fed up and close a link when it loads too slowly but when i do, it instantly loads at the exact same time I close it

i don't always get fed up and close a link when it loads too slowly but when i do, it instantly loads at the exact same time I close it  The Most Interesting Man In The World