make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose

make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose  Socially Awkward Penguin

I took the Pickles off my chick-fil-a sandwhich but I still taste the pickle

I took the Pickles off my chick-fil-a sandwhich but I still taste the pickle  First World Problems

If pizza becomes a vegetable Than wouldn't that make Pizza Hut a salad bar?

If pizza becomes a vegetable Than wouldn't that make Pizza Hut a salad bar?  Philosoraptor

Finishes the milk Puts empty container back in fridge

Finishes the milk Puts empty container back in fridge  Scumbag Steve

Friend's Girlfriend breaks up with him Calls dibs

Friend's Girlfriend breaks up with him Calls dibs  Scumbag Steve

Threw pillow at lightswitch didn't have to get up

Threw pillow at lightswitch didn't have to get up  Success Kid

They said I was was covered in acne because I was a virgin I said they are covered in blood because they are dead

They said I was was covered in acne because I was a virgin I said they are covered in blood because they are dead  Karate Kyle

"dear Facebook, quit trying to be twitter lmfao!!! #hateit" #hashtagseverystatus

contact falls while taking it out lands right in the contact case

contact falls while taking it out lands right in the contact case  Success Kid

Applying for a job that needs references probably wouldn't have gotten the Job anyway

Applying for a job that needs references  probably wouldn't have gotten the Job anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin