Torn boxers? Fapkin.

Torn boxers? Fapkin.  Foul Bachelor Frog

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore  Lame Pun Coon

Forgot to do Homework Deadline extended

Forgot to do Homework Deadline extended  Success Kid

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray  Redditors Wife

Occupy friend zone

Occupy friend zone  Forever Alone

car stops at the crosswalk to let you walk by immediately feel as though you have to run at the speed of light as to not inconvenience the driver

car stops at the crosswalk to let you walk by immediately feel as though you have to run at the speed of light as to not inconvenience the driver  Socially Awkward Penguin

That's link, mom zelda's the princess!

That's link, mom zelda's the princess!  Angry School Boy

Teacher's Assistants y u no speak english?

Teacher's Assistants y u no speak english?  Y U No

Sees that approval rating is at an abysmal low decides to try and pass a censorship law that no one in the country wants

Sees that approval rating is at an abysmal low decides to try and pass a censorship law that no one in the country wants  Scumbag Congress

Not sure if couple is annoying Or if i'm forever alone

Not sure if couple is annoying  Or if i'm forever alone  Futurama Fry