I have to fly out to Hawaii for "work" But that means I have to postpone my European vacation by a week

I have to fly out to Hawaii for

I don't always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones... pretty women always had comfortable lives

I don't always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones... pretty women always had comfortable lives  The Most Interesting Man In The World

If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat

If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat  Confession Bear

I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich because she piles food on it like she would her own

I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich  because she piles food on it like she would her own  Confession Bear

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.  Malicious Advice Mallard

What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them

What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them  10 Guy

Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife

Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife  Actual Advice Mallard

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?
  10 Guy

The people who give the best advice are those that made the worst mistakes

The people who give the best advice  are those that made the worst mistakes   Sudden Clarity Clarence

You're telling me you pay more for food with fewer calories?

You're telling me you pay more for food with fewer calories?  Skeptical Third World Kid