I ate all my popcorn before the movie started

I ate all my popcorn before the movie started  First World Problems

If you can find Ho's at a brothel ... can you find bro's at a hotel?

If you can find Ho's at a brothel ... can you find bro's at a hotel?  Philosoraptor

Not sure if these are "about to get period" symptoms Or early pregnancy symptoms

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20 min late for class professor is 25 min late

20 min late for class professor is 25 min late  Success Kid

needs more sources for paper cites one sentence from vaguely related article

needs more sources for paper cites one sentence from vaguely related article  Lazy College Senior

What if the first person who ate poison berries was just allergic and we're missing out on a delicious berry?

What if the first person who ate poison berries was just allergic and we're missing out on a delicious berry?  conspiracy keanu

If it's half off all day, everyday Doesn't it mean that it's just regular price?

If it's half off all day, everyday Doesn't it mean that it's just regular price?  Philosoraptor

Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday

Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday  Advice God

Considers redditors his only friends No upvotes. Ever.

Considers redditors his only friends No upvotes. Ever.  Forever Alone

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