I ate hot pockets before they were cool burnt the roof of my mouth

I ate hot pockets before they were cool burnt the roof of my mouth  Hipster Kitty

Says he will help you study You end up explaining everything to him

Says he will help you study You end up explaining everything to him  Scumbag Steve

You dropped F-bomb Why not A-bo...nevermind

You dropped F-bomb Why not A-bo...nevermind  High Expectations Asian Father

Friend-zones you Starts trying to get with you after you accept it and move on

Friend-zones you Starts trying to get with you after you accept it and move on  Friend Zone Fiona

Helps chicken cross the road Doesn't ask why

Helps chicken cross the road Doesn't ask why  Good Guy Greg

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

I put too much stuff on my sandwich and now it's hard to eat.

I put too much stuff on my sandwich and now it's hard to eat.  First World Problems

Why is it that to bring balance to the force You must destroy one side of it?

Why is it that to bring balance to the force You must destroy one side of it?  Philosoraptor

are there any animals that are allergic to humans?

are there any animals  that are allergic to humans?  Philosoraptor

Orders pizza change is just enough to be a tip

Orders pizza change is just enough to be a tip  Success Kid