Girlfriend doesnt wear makeup still hotter than other girls who do

Girlfriend doesnt wear makeup still hotter than other girls who do  Success Kid

You shouldn't work on Sunday Goes out to eat and shops every Sunday

You shouldn't work on Sunday Goes out to eat and shops every Sunday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Guys complaining about being led on by girls friendzoning them are actually leading them on with false promises of friendship

Guys complaining about being led on by girls friendzoning them are actually leading them on with false promises of friendship  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid  Actual Advice Mallard

I took a $5 sports bet from a drunk guy in a bar the game was a replay

I took a $5 sports bet from a drunk guy in a bar the game was a replay  Confession Bear

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice  overly manly man

If you think humans "evolved" from dinosaurs How do you explain dragons?

If you think humans

If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution

If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution  Actual Advice Mallard

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: sex worst case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car   Confession kid