The sales contract had a few strings attached I played with them for 2 hours

The sales contract had a few strings attached I played with them 
for 2 hours  Business Cat

Only worked 3 days last week... And now they expect me to work 5 days in a row?

Only worked 3 days last week... And now they expect me to work 5 days in a row?  First World Problems

Wakes you up at night "Hey, let's go over all the terrible things you've ever done"

Wakes you up at night

Star Wars seems pretty futuristic, right? False. Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars seems pretty futuristic, right? False.
Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.  Dwight

The butter is too cold it wont spread on my bagel

The butter is too cold it wont spread on my bagel  First World Problems

Lets take everyone who upvotes third world success kid and send them to hell

Lets take everyone who upvotes third world success kid and send them to hell  Push it somewhere else Patrick

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Oh, you play call of duty? You must know everything about guns.

Oh, you play call of duty? You must know everything about guns.  Creepy Wonka

Why are you guys always complaining about your cell phone battery life? Mine lasts for weeks

Why are you guys always complaining about your cell phone battery life? Mine lasts for weeks  Forever Alone

arrogantly explains nuances of favorite film doesn't realize favorite film is based on a book

arrogantly explains nuances of favorite film doesn't realize favorite film is based on a book  College Freshman