creates entire universe in six days, on his own produces autobiography over centuries, using ghost writers

creates entire universe in six days, on his own produces autobiography over centuries, using ghost writers  Advice God

my date was boron me so iodine alone tonight

my date was boron me so iodine alone tonight  Science Cat

wait the extra 20 minutes to smoke at 4:20 tolerance break

wait the extra 20 minutes to smoke at 4:20 tolerance break  Stoner Dog

mixed cut up sausage into boxed macaroni & cheese top chef

mixed cut up sausage into boxed macaroni & cheese top chef  Foul Bachelorette Frog

I'm a blood donor

I'm a blood donor  Successful Black Man

both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade

both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade  Scumbag Parents

"the snack that smiles back" children

Paraphrase wikipedia page Copy and Paste references into bibliography

Paraphrase wikipedia page Copy and Paste references into bibliography  Lazy College Senior

Best friends when drunk Doesn't even say hi sober

Best friends when drunk Doesn't even say hi sober  Socially Awkward Penguin

The problem with not knowing who your father is Anyone could be your sister

The problem with not knowing who your father is Anyone could be your sister  Incest win