They told me the sky was the limit. LOL

They told me the sky was the limit. LOL  Unimpressed Astronaut

Posted link from Reddit to facebook Friends think I find this shit on my own

Posted link from Reddit to facebook Friends think I find this shit on my own  Success Kid

notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes doesn't go in

notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes doesn't go in  Good Guy Greg

Orders food at McDonald's "How many does it cost?"

Orders food at McDonald's

Not sure if I miss ex-girlfriend Or miss getting laid

Not sure if I 
miss ex-girlfriend Or miss getting laid  Futurama Fry

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR CAR UNLOCKED SO WE SMOKED WEED IN IT

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR CAR UNLOCKED SO WE SMOKED WEED IN IT  Xzibit meme

Haven't been on the front page in a while Better drink my own piss

Haven't been on the front page in a while Better drink my own piss  Bear Grylls

if you missed the bell, you missed class, i don't make the rules the bell doesn't dismiss you, i dismiss you

if you missed the bell, you missed class, i don't make the rules the bell doesn't dismiss you, i dismiss you  Unhelpful High School Teacher

hit me with your fap sock

hit me with your fap sock  Wrong Lyrics Christina

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours  Redditors Wife