My girlfriend is saving herself for marriage we do everything butt sex

My girlfriend is saving herself for marriage we do everything butt sex  Bad Joke Eel

Everyone drives unnecessarily large SUVs and nobody bats an eye drive an old muscle car and everybody loses their minds

Everyone drives unnecessarily large SUVs and nobody bats an eye drive an old muscle car and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

Record for the smallest penis? Must be hard to beat!

Record for the smallest penis? Must be hard to beat!  Lame Pun Coon

calls police to complain cars are driving too quickly through his subdivision police set up speed trap and only person they catch is my wife speeding home from work after a bad day

calls police to complain cars are driving too quickly through his subdivision police set up speed trap and only person they catch is my wife speeding home from work after a bad day  Bad Luck Brian

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is  Malicious Advice Mallard

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.  Paranoid Parrot

Not sure if it's ok to drink since it's almost 5 or not allowed cause I just woke up.

Not sure if it's ok to drink since it's almost 5 or not allowed cause I just woke up.  Futurama Fry

I forgot to bring my phone to work Now I have to work while at work

I forgot to bring my phone to work Now I have to work while at work  First World Problems

Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup

Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Everyone who works at starbucks can draw stuff in your latte because they were all art majors in college and can't get a real job

Everyone who works at starbucks can  draw stuff in your latte 
 because they were all art majors in college and can't get a real job  Sudden Clarity Clarence