The jews practice circumcision because they don't like to leave tips

The jews practice circumcision because they don't like to leave tips  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Googled a question got answer without having to click a link

Googled a question got answer without having to click a link  Success Kid

farts in the car locks all the windows

farts in the car locks all the windows  Scumbag Steve

pee in the pool and no one bats an eye pee into the pool and everyone loses their minds

pee in the pool and no one bats an eye pee into the pool and everyone loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

girlfriend breaks up with me at the bar she gets a dui

girlfriend breaks up with me at the bar she gets a dui  Success Kid

If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not "earn" mcdonald's for lunch

If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not

Government should leave social issues to the church

Government should leave social issues to the church  Sheltering Suburban Mom

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.  Confession kid

hot girl at party says, "i want you" and pushes you back into the bathroom you just walked out of just got done pooping

hot girl at party says,

I just spent an hour straightening my hair but now it's raining

I just spent an hour straightening my hair but now it's raining  First World Problems