My parents were scumbags Were....

My parents were scumbags  Were....  Disaster Girl

Rubs lamp, gets a wish. "I don't want to die a virgin" Immortality

Rubs lamp, gets a wish.

Not sure if I always get the broken shopping cart Or if every shopping cart is broken

Not sure if I always get the broken shopping cart Or if every shopping cart is broken  Futurama Fry

america's funniest home videos is like youtube for old people

america's funniest home videos is like youtube for old people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" Killed by his own employee

Found a good movie on TV It just started

Found a good movie on TV It just started  Success Kid

Jewish men get circumcised Because jewish women can't resist anything that's 20% off

Jewish men get circumcised Because jewish women can't resist anything that's 20% off  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl "wow i can feel the weight difference"

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl

When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out

When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out  Confession kid

Had a serious talk with my girlfriend today She understood completely and didn't take anything the wrong way

Had a serious talk with my girlfriend today She understood completely and didn't take anything the wrong way  Success Kid