Builds own PC Everything works the first time

Builds own PC Everything works the first time  Success Kid

I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep

I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I will develop multiple personalities so that you won't need other friends

I will develop multiple personalities so that you won't need other friends  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.  Actual Advice Mallard

accidentally Throw my iphone away at taco bell honest dumpster-diving homeless lady finds and returns it 2 days later

accidentally Throw my iphone away at taco bell honest dumpster-diving homeless lady finds and returns it 2 days later  Success Kid

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.  Actual Advice Mallard

Goes to a house party and doesn't drink cleans up spilled drinks, cleans up vomit, and drives everyone home safely

Goes to a house party and doesn't drink cleans up spilled drinks, cleans up vomit, and drives everyone home safely  Misc

Asshole driver rides my bumper for miles.. finally zips past, right into memorial day speed trap

Asshole driver rides my bumper for miles.. finally zips past, right into memorial day speed trap  Success Kid

Visits my new place for the first time Insults apartment, tv, car, and then asks for a ride home because he "Missed the last bus"

Visits my new place for the first time Insults apartment, tv, car, and then asks for a ride home because he

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you.

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth  An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you.   Actual Advice Mallard