Oh, you just drank an absurd amount of alcohol and went to bed at 4am? Let's wake up at 7:30

Oh, you just drank an absurd amount of alcohol and went to bed at 4am? Let's wake up at 7:30  Scumbag Brain

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card  Socially Awkward Penguin

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time...

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time...  Bad Joke Eel

Uses microwave when everyone is sleeping stops it before it beeps

Uses microwave when everyone is sleeping stops it before it beeps   Misc

Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once

Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tell a smoker that smoking is unhealthy and nobody bats an eye Tell a fat person that being fat is unhealthy and everybody loses their minds

Tell a smoker that smoking is unhealthy and nobody bats an eye Tell a fat person that being fat is unhealthy and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

She wanted to play hard to get Now She's playing Hard to find...

She wanted to play hard to get Now She's playing Hard to find...  Karate Kyle

checks oncoming traffic before crossing one way street gets hit by car going in reverse

checks oncoming traffic before crossing one way street gets hit by car going in reverse  Bad Luck Brian

Finally gets rid of acne at 19 hairline starts receeding 3 months later

Finally gets rid of acne at 19 hairline starts receeding 3 months later  Bad Luck Brian

dreams are people's screensavers

dreams are people's screensavers  10 Guy