Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room  Socially Awkward Penguin

enters through a two inch cracked window can't figure out how to leave through the wide open fucking door

enters through a two inch cracked window can't figure out how to leave through the wide open fucking door   Scumbag Fly

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom   Socially Awkward Penguin

Own a Chihuahua that growls and bites and nobody bats an eye Own a pitbull that's friendly and good with kids and everybody loses their minds

Own a Chihuahua that growls and bites and nobody bats an eye Own a pitbull that's friendly and good with kids and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

what if i told you overfeeding your pet till it looks like a football is as cruel as neglecting it.

what if i told you overfeeding your pet till it looks like a football is as cruel as neglecting it.  Matrix Morpheus

Complains about high school kids being on Reddit because they are immature "Haha, my odometer says boobs"

Complains about high school kids being on Reddit because they are immature

Quietly tell him his fly is unzipped Why are you lookin' at my dick, bro?!

Quietly tell him his fly is unzipped Why are you lookin' at my dick, bro?!  Scumbag Steve

say you're an atheist in Europe and no one bats an eye say you're an atheist in america and everybody loses their minds

say you're an atheist in Europe and no one bats an eye say you're an atheist in america and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

I fell asleep listening to my discman And my new batteries are dead

I fell asleep listening to my discman And my new batteries are dead  1990s Problems

I'll have you know that it took you 20 minutes to respond And i only checked my phone 47 times

I'll have you know that it took you 20 minutes to respond And i only checked my phone 47 times  Tough Spongebob