Realised i was having a dream about peeing, woke up in panic to discover I was wetting the bed. Woke up again, realising it was a dream within a dream

Realised i was having a dream about peeing, woke up in panic to discover I was wetting the bed. Woke up again, realising it was a dream within a dream  Success Kid

Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures

Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures  Successful Black Man

types a really complicated word and no spell check show up better mess it up by entering a letter at the end to make sure it's working and the word's spelled correctly

types a really complicated word and no spell check show up better mess it up by entering a letter at the end to make sure it's working and the word's spelled correctly  Paranoid Parrot

If you try and use sarcasm while texting you're gonna have a bad time

If you try and use sarcasm while texting you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

Is constantly using their phone while you're hanging out Never responds to your texts

Is constantly using their phone while you're hanging out Never responds to your texts  Scumbag Steve

Not sure if phone just vibrated Or i'm going insane

Not sure if phone just vibrated Or i'm going insane  Futurama Fry

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if I attract crazy women Or am attracted to crazy women

Not sure if I attract crazy women Or am attracted to crazy women  Futurama Fry

Siamese twins Are the human version of Kit-Kats

Siamese twins Are the human version of Kit-Kats  10 Guy

i had herpes now it's ourpes

i had herpes now it's ourpes  Overly Attached Girlfriend