If something shipped by a car is called a "shipment" Why is something delivered by boat called "cargo"?

If something shipped by a car is called a

Invited to small house party invites everyone he knows

Invited to small house party invites everyone he knows  College Freshman

Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood

Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood  Scumbag Advice God

Time to use the computer: Move pile of clothing to the bed Time to sleep: move pile of clothing to the computer chair

Time to use the computer: Move pile of clothing to the bed Time to sleep: move pile of clothing to the computer chair  Foul Bachelor Frog

Sarcasm so advanced Everyone thinks i'm retarded.

Sarcasm so advanced  Everyone thinks i'm retarded.   Socially Awkward Penguin

If i'm not supposed to talk to strangers how am i supposed to make friends

If i'm not supposed to talk to strangers how am i supposed to make friends  Philosoraptor

i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?

i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?   Paranoid Parrot

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan  Condescending Wonka

You're watching "the bachelor"? why not watch "the doctorate"?

You're watching

Brace yourselves people are going to start acting like Whitney Houston was a fucking saint

Brace yourselves people are going to start acting like Whitney Houston was a fucking saint  Imminent Ned