If you want to be a better cook watch "good eats" You will not only learn some great recipies, but also the sicence behind them

If you want to be a better cook watch

Come into school late and nobody bats an eye Leave school early and everyone loses their minds

Come into school late and nobody bats an eye Leave school early and everyone loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life Or living it to it's fullest

Not sure if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life Or living it to it's fullest  Futurama Fry

Got a free beer at the bar. Don't even have boobs.

Got a free beer at the bar. Don't even have boobs.  Success Kid

You guys are pussies we went to war over taxes

You guys are pussies we went to war over taxes  George Washington

The reason I don't delete certain people off my FaceBook? Because everyone loves a good trainwreck

The reason I don't delete certain people off my FaceBook? Because everyone loves a good trainwreck  Confession Bear

Sick people sneeze, cough and spit in public transportation and no one bats an eye but use a face mask to not spread the cold and everyone loses their minds!

Sick people sneeze, cough and spit in public transportation and no one bats an eye  but use a face mask to not spread the cold and everyone loses their minds!  Joker Mind Loss

wakes up early so he has time to shower and eat breakfast more tired; soap slips out of his hands and bounces off shower wall hitting him in the balls. doubled over in pain, hits head on glass shower door and cracks it

wakes up early so he has time to shower and eat breakfast more tired; soap slips out of his hands and bounces off shower wall hitting him in the balls. doubled over in pain, hits head on glass shower door and cracks it   Bad Luck Brian

finally turns 21 gets id confiscated for looking suspiciously young

finally turns 21 gets id confiscated for looking suspiciously young  Bad Luck Brian