I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper

I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper  Redditors Wife

So when is Parent teacher confrence?

So when is Parent teacher confrence?  College Freshman

I don't always eat fruits and vegetables but when i do, they are covered in something incredibly unhealthy

I don't always eat fruits and vegetables but when i do, they are covered in something incredibly unhealthy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

order something from the internet arrives a day early

order something from the internet arrives a day early  Success Kid

Thinks of perfect pick-up line on the spot Makes your tongue tied on the delivery

Thinks of perfect pick-up line on the spot Makes your tongue tied on the delivery  Scumbag Brain

Shitty drivers shitty drivers everywhere

Shitty drivers shitty drivers everywhere  Toy Story

not sure if mass text or someone actually cares about me

not sure if mass text or someone actually cares about me  Futurama Fry

sees depressed people on valentines day mercy kill

sees depressed people on valentines day mercy kill  Insanity Wolf

Mad about Whitney Houstons CD prices going up? I would think her biggest fan owned them all already

Mad about Whitney Houstons CD prices going up? I would think her biggest fan owned them all already  Condescending Wonka

If greek protestors burn enough buildings will the reconstruction jobs stimulate their economy?

If greek protestors burn enough buildings will the reconstruction jobs stimulate their economy?  Philosoraptor