Being nice to a girl doesn't obligate her to be romantically interested in you

Being nice to a girl  doesn't obligate her to be romantically interested in you  Captain Hindsight

Not sure if the same asian is in all my engineering classes Or i'm just racist

Not sure if the same asian is in all my engineering classes Or i'm just racist  Futurama Fry

What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities

What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities   JJ Jameson

Not sure if lost weight or haven't washed pants in a while

Not sure if lost weight or haven't washed pants in a while  Futurama Fry

Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor

Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor  Paranoid Parrot

water down brandy with rum

water down brandy with rum  Insanity Wolf

If you wanted respect in a relationship you shouldn't have dated an asshole

If you wanted respect in a relationship you shouldn't have dated an asshole  Captain Hindsight

"I just got friendzoned , FML!" Good, so you're used to rejection

got hired Will have to start waking up early again

got hired Will have to start waking up early again  First World Problems

I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool

I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool  Hipster Barista