I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gives you detention for being late Comes 5 minutes late to your detention

Gives you detention for being late Comes 5 minutes late to your detention  Unhelpful High School Teacher

The weather is awful, can't go to class The weather is beautiful, can't waste it in class

The weather is awful, can't go to class The weather is beautiful, can't waste it in class  Lazy College Senior

The man who created "knock knock" jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.

The man who created

Just closed Reddit? Looks like you should open up Reddit

Just closed Reddit? Looks like you should open up Reddit   Scumbag Brain

Not sure if homeless Or university professor

Not sure if homeless Or university professor  Futurama Fry

Learns about memes Ruins them forever

Learns about memes Ruins them forever  Annoying Facebook Girl

Sees that you only have 4 pieces of bread Uses the end pieces

Sees that you only have 4 pieces of bread Uses the end pieces  Good Guy Greg

Not sure if held in fart or let it out so slowly i didn't feel it

Not sure if held in fart or let it out so slowly i didn't feel it  Futurama Fry

Encourages debate and free speech on any subject Mercilessly ridicules others for typos

Encourages debate and free speech on any subject Mercilessly ridicules others for typos   Scumbag Redditor