got checked out by cute girl total was $3.92

got checked out by cute  girl total was $3.92  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get road head Only one in car

Get road head Only one in car  Insanity Wolf

So many things to post to r/trees can't remember any in the morning

So many things to post to r/trees can't remember any in the morning  First World Stoner Problems

tell a girl she looks great she thinks you were being sarcastic

tell a girl she looks great she thinks you were being sarcastic  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"always do your best and exceed expectations" "don't get ahead of the class; stay with the rest of us"

The longer I'm out of college the more i realize how much of a spoiled little lazy shit this guy is

The longer I'm out of college the more i realize how much of a spoiled little lazy shit this guy is  Lazy College Senior

Receives a text message Waits a minute to send response in order to not seem too eager

Receives a text message Waits a minute to send response in order to not seem too eager  Socially Awkward Penguin

Used textbook already highlighted by previous owner cool, no need to read the whole thing.

Used textbook already highlighted by previous owner cool, no need to read the whole thing.  Lazy College Senior

WELCOME to the internet where you can talk shit to everyone and the consequences don't matter

WELCOME to the internet where you can talk shit to everyone and the consequences don't matter  Whose Line

witness petty theft ESCALATE TO HOMICIDE

witness petty theft ESCALATE TO HOMICIDE  Insanity Wolf