Is getting observed only time the class is engaging and interesting

Is getting observed only time the class is engaging and interesting  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired

Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired   Forever Alone

Can't tell if i need to read more literature or my friends are professional scrabble players

Can't tell if i need to read more literature or my friends are professional scrabble players  Futurama Fry

Leaves for class before roommate in winter scrapes ice off of windshield for him

Leaves for class before roommate in winter scrapes ice off of windshield for him  Good Guy Greg

Coffee scorches tongue CHug the rest

Coffee scorches tongue CHug the rest  Insanity Wolf

Not sure if dog's relentless licking is unconditional love Or my skin is just salty

Not sure if dog's relentless licking is unconditional love Or my skin is just salty  Futurama Fry

"Dude I totally blacked out last night" Tells you everything that Happened

dishwasher stops working hit her in the face

dishwasher stops working hit her in the face  Redneck Randal

Not sure if people on facebook are getting dumber Or I am just becoming more of a dick

Not sure if people on facebook are getting dumber Or I am just becoming more of a dick  Futurama Fry

Not sure if genuinely wants a hug or just wants to feel my boobs against his chest

Not sure if genuinely wants a hug or just wants to feel my boobs against his chest   Leela Futurama