embraces the science keeping his daughter alive rejects all other forms

embraces the science keeping his daughter alive rejects all other forms  Rick Santorum

have awesome plan to get girl to like you gets scared when it actually works

have awesome plan to get girl to like you gets scared when it actually works  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pooped in a public bathroom Alone the whole time

Pooped in a public bathroom  Alone the whole time  Success Kid

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit  Advice God

took a bite of a chocolate chip cookie it was a raisin cookie

took a bite of a chocolate chip cookie it was a raisin cookie  First World Problems

if you wanted the perfect man you should've looked in the friendzone!

if you wanted the perfect man you should've looked in the friendzone!  Captain Hindsight

You have a tattoo of a Japanese symbol? you must be very cultured

You have a tattoo of a Japanese symbol? you must be very cultured  Condescending Wonka

meet hundreds of new people the first week of college never talk to them again

meet hundreds of new people the first week of college never talk to them again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS

House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS  Paranoid Parrot

Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.  Anti-Joke Chicken