I hate my government but I live too comfortably to get motivated enough to do anything about it.

I hate my government but I live too comfortably to get motivated enough to do anything about it.  First World Problems

You are completely calm in an argument Tells you to calm down

You are completely calm in an argument Tells you to calm down  Scumbag Steve

don't know a question on a test answer is in another question

don't know a question on a test answer is in another question  Success Kid

Oh, you are giving up facebook for lent? That must be just like getting nailed to a cross

Oh, you are giving up facebook for lent? That must be just like getting nailed to a cross  Condescending Wonka

Bought a new car 3 of the Seats will never be used

Bought a new car 3 of the Seats will never be used  Forever Alone

Gives you extra homework to do over the three day weekend doesn't grade last week's test over the three day weekend

Gives you extra homework to do over the three day weekend doesn't grade last week's test over the three day weekend  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Waitress holds hand out to take menu Shakes hand

Waitress holds hand out to take menu Shakes hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always microwave my pizza pockets but when I do, I burn the holy fuck out of my mouth

I don't always microwave my pizza pockets but when I do, I burn the holy fuck out of my mouth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shows up to party Uninvited Leaves at 3AM and steals all the booze

Shows up to party Uninvited Leaves at 3AM and steals all the booze  Scumbag Steve

I want to play in the sun but I'll get stolen by a redditor

I want to play in the sun but I'll get stolen by a redditor  First World Problems Cat