I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.

I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

tells neighbour to keep the goddamn noise down cause i have work tomorrow can't sleep due to post-confrontation adrenaline-fueled shakes

tells neighbour to keep the goddamn noise down cause i have work tomorrow can't sleep due to post-confrontation adrenaline-fueled shakes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't always get Friend zoned but when I do, I get benefits

I don't always get Friend zoned but when I do, I get benefits  The Most Interesting Man In The World

get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch

get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch  Successful Black Man

when ever i get comfortable on you you have to go to the bathroom

when ever i get comfortable on you   you have to go to the bathroom  First World Problems Cat

You closed your facebook account? I bet your friends are crushed

You closed your facebook account? I bet your friends are crushed  Condescending Wonka

parks on handicap spot walks out of car with fake limp

parks on handicap spot walks out of car with fake limp  Scumbag Steve

wanted to play an old computer game but my computer is so advanced it didn't run it properly

wanted to play an old computer game but my computer is so advanced it didn't run it properly  First World Problems

Has random, unexplained pain im going to die

Has random, unexplained  pain im going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Email her to ask whether the assignment is due this week or next She replies "yes"

Email her to ask whether the assignment is due this week or next She replies