Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open

Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Wears hoodie all day, no one sees the shirt you're wearing. Wear it again tomorrow!

Wears hoodie all day, no one sees the shirt you're wearing. Wear it again tomorrow!  Foul Bachelorette Frog

made a bag of microwave popcorn every kernel popped

made a bag of microwave popcorn  every kernel popped   Success Kid

Ones milkshakes does not simply bring all the boys to the yard

Ones milkshakes does not simply bring all the boys to the yard  Boromir

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute "me too"

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute

everything clever on facebook is stolen from reddit

everything clever on facebook is stolen from reddit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Dick in a box birthday present ups delivered

Dick in a box birthday present ups delivered  Insanity Wolf

I'm going in and out of jail all the time to teach business classes to convicts

I'm going in and out of jail all the time to teach business classes to convicts  Successful Black Man

I ordered a pizza an hour ago i forgot and got a burger

I ordered a pizza an hour ago i forgot and got a burger  First World Stoner Problems

wears gloves in chemistry lab to keep acid off his skin doesn't take them off when he goes to the bathroom

wears gloves in chemistry lab to keep acid off his skin doesn't take them off when he goes to the bathroom  College Freshman