they dumped my notebooks in the toilet I dumped their bodies in the hudson

they dumped my notebooks in the toilet I dumped their bodies in the hudson  PTSD Clarinet Boy

posts location, statuses, photos, and videos 24/7 uses middle name because she doesnt want stalkers

posts location, statuses, photos, and videos 24/7 uses middle name because she doesnt want stalkers  Annoying Facebook Girl

about to explode with laughter after looking at all of these awesome memes

about to explode with laughter after looking at all of these awesome memes  Ordinary Muslim Man

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.   Scumbag Brain

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa  Vengeance Dad

notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.

notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Have to take a shit at work But the cleaning lady is in the bathroom

Have to take a shit at work But the cleaning lady is in the bathroom  First World Problems

To be or not to be? Not two B! Two A!

To be or not to be? Not two B! Two A!  High Expectations Asian Father

OMG this facebook post is hilarious you should post it on reddit

OMG this facebook post is hilarious you should post it on reddit  Annoying Facebook Girl

burns hand on Lightbulb Changes it before its cool

burns hand on Lightbulb Changes it before its cool  Hipster Barista