Got Drunk Last night Didn't call or text anyone

Got Drunk Last night Didn't call or text anyone  Success Kid

i said something incredibly stupid in group. I mean it was really really stupid Was so incredibly stupid that people actually thought i was being sarcastic

i said something incredibly stupid in group. I mean it was really really stupid Was so incredibly stupid that people actually thought i was being sarcastic  Success Kid

refuse to go out with friends stay at home and stalk their party photos in real time

refuse to go out with friends stay at home and stalk their party photos in real time  Socially Awkward Penguin

called girlfriend by ex's name she didn't notice

called girlfriend by ex's name she didn't notice  Success Kid

they pinched my cheeks I pinched their air supply

they pinched my cheeks I pinched their air supply  PTSD Clarinet Boy

Waiter interrupts conversation every 5 minutes. Time to pay the bill. No waiter in sight.

Waiter interrupts conversation every 5 minutes.  Time to pay the bill. No waiter in sight.   First World Problems

If abortion is murder, is miscarriage manslaughter?

If abortion is murder, is miscarriage manslaughter?  Philosoraptor

tastes good doesn't allow you to hear the tv while you're eating it

tastes good doesn't allow you to hear the tv while you're eating it  Scumbag cerel

Gives Blood To get drunk faster

Gives Blood To get drunk faster  Lazy College Senior

Forgot I was watching a recording Sat through commercials

Forgot I was watching a 
recording Sat through commercials  First World Problems