the number of things my parents were right about is too damn high

the number of things my parents were right about is too damn high  The Rent Is Too Damn High

Not sure if unphotogenic Or just fucking ugly

Not sure if unphotogenic Or just fucking ugly  Futurama Fry

I don't buy things with money I buy them with hours of my life

I don't buy things with money
 I buy them with hours of my life  Sudden Clarity Clarence

too many male Ceo's amount of male truck drivers, coal miners, and garbage collectors is just fine

too many male Ceo's amount of male truck drivers, coal miners, and garbage collectors is just fine  College Liberal

if you think the government is spying on you for your own good we're all gonna have a bad time

if you think the government is spying on you for your own good we're all gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

Cease all acts that thou art engaged in The time of the hammer is upon us

Cease all acts that thou art engaged in The time of the hammer is upon us  Joseph Ducreux

I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch

I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch  Redditors Wife

Not sure if able to see the beauty in all women Or desperate

Not sure if able to see the beauty in all women Or desperate  Futurama Fry

Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet

Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet  Good Dog Greg

If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.

If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.  Actual Advice Mallard