Professor calls on you You say something so stupid she never calls on you again

Professor calls on you You say something so stupid she never calls on you again  Success Kid

"Didn't get your papers graded, I teach other classes too." "You need to finish your work, I don't care if you have other classes."

i'm going to blow up your family photo to 8x10

i'm going to blow up your family photo to 8x10  Ordinary Muslim Man

been a successful meme for over two years has never come forward to capitalize on his fame

been a successful meme for over two years has never come forward to capitalize on his fame  Good Guy Greg

what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.

what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.  Anti-Joke Chicken

I hate the word hipster Its so mainstream

I hate the word hipster Its so mainstream  Hipster Barista

if you didn't want to have to guess who your baby daddy is You shouldn't have been such a goddamn whore

if you didn't want to have to guess who your baby daddy is You shouldn't have been such a goddamn whore  Captain Hindsight

I bought three new video games Now I can't decide which one to play

I bought three new video games Now I can't decide which one to play  First World Problems

One night stand "that's all the storage space I'll need."

One night stand

hey bro this chick is hot trust me.

hey bro this chick is hot trust me.  Scumbag Alcohol