Has PhD Says "Irregardless"

Has PhD Says

i dont always host double blind dates at my house but when i do, my friend has a 3some

i dont always host double blind dates at my house but when i do, my friend has a 3some  Most Forever Alone In The World

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle  Sad Keanu

girls love illegible texts at 3AM trust me man

girls love illegible texts at 3AM trust me man  Scumbag Alcohol

Oh, you drink Blue Moon? You must be a craft beer expert

Oh, you drink Blue Moon? You must be a craft beer expert  Condescending Wonka

OH, I see your having fun because of me. Drink so much more and you'll have so much more fun. TRUST ME

OH, I see your having fun because of me. Drink so much more and you'll have so much more fun. TRUST ME  Scumbag Alcohol

Finally upgraded to queen size bed Now I can lie diagonally

Finally upgraded to queen size bed Now I can lie diagonally  Forever Alone

Ridicules Obama for being an over educated elitist Has 1 more college degree than Barack Obama

Ridicules Obama for being an over educated elitist  Has 1 more college degree than Barack Obama  Scumbag Santorum

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

Hot girl walking in front of me not staring at her ass when she glanced back

Hot girl walking in front of me not staring at her ass when she glanced back  Success Kid