Turn preheat on oven and the beep goes off Realizes we still have to bake the pizza

Turn preheat on oven and the beep goes off Realizes we still have to bake the pizza  First World Stoner Problems

Going on a coffee date with a cute girl spend the hour before the date learning impressive shit about coffee

Going on a coffee date with a cute girl spend the hour before the date learning impressive shit about coffee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tried to sell his soul to the devil Insufficient funds

Tried to sell his soul to the devil Insufficient funds  Over Confident Ginger

Can effortlessly learn any language But only while you're too young to care.

Can effortlessly learn any language But only while you're too young to care.  Scumbag Brain

Not sure if underpressure Or Ice Ice baby

Not sure if underpressure Or Ice Ice baby  Futurama Fry

Nice tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses

Nice tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses  Condescending Wonka

Auditioned for jazz band Not enough soul

Auditioned for jazz band Not enough soul  Over Confident Ginger

1/2 hour early to meet friends at bar wait in the car

1/2 hour early to meet friends at bar wait in the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

secretly takes a picture of someone Flash was on

secretly takes a picture of someone  Flash was on   Socially Awkward Penguin

asks cute bank teller to dinner she knows that you cant afford to take her to dinner

asks cute bank teller to dinner she knows that you cant afford to take her to dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin