hey guys, did you know this meme is based on a pokemon character

hey guys, did you know this meme is based on a pokemon character  Slowpoke

I knew a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime!

I knew a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime!  Lame Pun Coon

Opened the can Before I saw "shake well"

Opened the can Before I saw

You constantly change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.

You constantly change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.  Condescending Wonka

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

7 day extension on essay deadline 6 days off!

7 day extension on essay deadline 6 days off!  Lazy College Senior

what if every time i'm attacked by feathers they're being controlled by humans?

what if every time i'm attacked by feathers they're being controlled by humans?  conspiracy cat

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND  Pickup-Line Panda

Withdraw $60 for a night of drinking Wake up with $65

Withdraw $60 for a night of drinking Wake up with $65  Success Kid

Has 99 problems bitches about every single one

Has 99 problems bitches about every single one  Annoying Facebook Girl