Misses 2 weeks of class too afraid to go back and confront teacher

Misses 2 weeks of class too afraid to go back and confront teacher  College Freshman

Oh, You just graduated? I want a Number 1 with extra pickles

Oh, You just graduated? I want a Number 1 with extra pickles  Condescending Wonka

sees you're going to pass him speeds up

sees you're going to pass him speeds up  Scumbag Steve

hates big government is on welfare

hates big government is on welfare  Redneck Randal

One Does Not Simply Destabilize a Ugandan Warlord By Liking Facebook Status

One Does Not Simply Destabilize a Ugandan Warlord By Liking Facebook Status  Boromir

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Walk into class Someone in 'your' seat walk out of class

Walk into class
Someone in 'your' seat walk out of class  Lazy College Senior

walked out groceries in right hand had car keys in left pocket

walked out groceries in right hand had car keys in left pocket  Success Kid

Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

Friendzoned Found out she had herpes

Friendzoned Found out she had herpes  Success Kid