woke up after Night of drinking didn't lose phone, wallet, ipod, keys, or pride

woke up after Night of drinking didn't lose phone, wallet, ipod, keys, or pride  Success Kid

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras  Advice God

Needs to pick an Essay topic "Why Marijuana Should Be Legalized"

Needs to pick an Essay topic

Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too

Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too    Socially Awkward Penguin

i don't always do the recycling but when i do, i look like a raging alcoholic

i don't always do the recycling but when i do, i look like a raging alcoholic  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"We need to send troops into Uganda to stop Joseph Kony" "We had no business going into Iraq"

I made an awesome status update But then my aunt commented on it

I made an awesome status update But then my aunt commented on it  First World Problems

live in northern alaska pull all-nighter

live in northern
alaska pull all-nighter  Insanity Wolf

poop tastes great trust me, I'm a dog

poop tastes great trust me, I'm a dog  Advice Dog

Not sure if seeing more hot girls on the way to work today Or still drunk from last night

Not sure if seeing more hot girls on the way to work today Or still drunk from last night  Futurama Fry