My wallet won't close There's too much money in it

My wallet won't close There's too much money in it  First World Problems

had sex with girlfriend during day light savings lasted an extra hour

had sex with girlfriend during day light savings lasted an extra hour  Success Kid

makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him

makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him  Scumbag Advice God

See's it's daylight savings time "hey all the clocks are back on time"

See's it's daylight savings time

I don't always listen to rap in the car but when i do, i turn down the volume when i see a black person

I don't always listen to rap in the car but when i do, i turn down the volume when i see a black person  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Life always gives you another chance. It's called 'tomorrow'" False. the end of your life will result in a discernable lack of tomorrow.

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor

Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is a bird that can't fly treated like a celebrity when he travels by airplane

Is a bird that can't fly treated like a celebrity when he travels by airplane  Socially Awesome Penguin

What if we gave snooki's child to kony

What if we gave snooki's child to kony  Push it somewhere else Patrick