Constipation must be a pain in the ass

Constipation must be a pain in the ass  Lame Pun Coon

What if we used to be able to make wishes... But then someone wished we couldn't

What if we used to be able to make wishes... But then someone wished we couldn't  conspiracy keanu

See a girl you like on facebook chat log off she might think you spend all day on facebook

See a girl you like on facebook chat  log off she might think you spend all day on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dinner's ready But I just started an online game and can't pause.

Dinner's ready But I just started an online game and can't pause.  First World Problems

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.  Condescending Wonka

Uses Coffee Breath To cover Morning Breath

Uses Coffee Breath  To cover Morning Breath  Foul Bachelor Frog

One Does Not Simply forget embarrasing moments

One Does Not Simply forget embarrasing moments  Boromir

Turns on computer to check something gets distracted, surfs net, only remembers at the exact same time you turn it off again.

Turns on computer to check something gets distracted, surfs net, only remembers at the exact same time you turn it off again.   Scumbag Brain

Need a break from Kony? why not zoidberg?

Need a break from Kony? why not zoidberg?  Futurama Zoidberg

I have to wake up at 4 AM because I'm going on vacation

I have to wake up at 4 AM because I'm going on vacation  First World Problems