80% chance of rain? 0% chance of going to class

80% chance of rain? 0% chance of going to class  Lazy College Senior

Hey, remember that thing your boyfriend did six months ago? He should be in trouble for that again.

Hey, remember that thing your boyfriend did six months ago? He should be in trouble for that again.   Scumbag Brain

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories  Condescending Wonka

Not sure if hot girls hibernate in winter Or now I can just see their boobs

Not sure if hot girls hibernate in winter Or now I can just see their boobs  Futurama Fry

Too tired to get up to pee Need to pee so bad I can't fall asleep anymore

Too tired to get up to pee Need to pee so bad I can't fall asleep anymore  First World Problems

complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him

complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him  College Freshman

has writer's block writes story about writer with writer's block

has writer's block writes story about writer with writer's block  Art Student Owl

Leave note on car "Sorry, late to class, had to park here. Please don't tow." Get ticket with no fine that says "You're welcome, don't do it again."

Leave note on car

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him  Advice God

BACK IN MY DAY We had nine planets

BACK IN MY DAY We had nine planets    Pissed old guy